Horse

No one wants a faster horse.

OK...EXCEPT MAYBE JOCKEYS. THE REST OF US WANT INNOVATIVE SOLUTIONS TO MODERN DAY PROBLEMS.

Horse

Easy peezy. Lemon squeezy.

IF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HARD TO USE, IT WOULD BE CALLED “DIFFICULT. DIFFICULT. LEMON DIFFICULT."

Horse

Keep it simple!

AT SOME POINT, SOMEONE NEEDED TO WHISK SOMETHING AND SO THE WHISK WAS INVENTED. SIMPLE.

Horse

The droid you've been looking for.

FINALLY, SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T LET THE WOOKIE WIN.